This isn't a chore chart. It's a game running in your house. You pick your own missions, on your own time — and every one you finish drops credits into your bank. Spend them on real freedom. And the best part? No more nagging. The board keeps score, not us.
Real talk. Here's what's annoying about how chores work right now, and exactly what changes.
Your quests move left to right. Tap a card to push it along. Get one all the way to Loot Claimed and watch your bank jump. 👇
↑ This is a live demo. Tap the quests to run a full sprint. (No real chores were harmed.)
Every quest is rated by how much effort + dread it takes. Knock out a big scary one and you get paid big.
Under 10 mins. Quick win, low dread. Feed the pets, take out the bins, wipe a bench.
15–30 mins. Focus required. Unpack + reload the dishwasher, vacuum the living room.
45 mins+. Deep breath, high friction. Deep-clean your room (to spec), wash the car.
Pro move: a full perfect week is roughly 4 smalls + 2 mediums + 1 large = 12 credits. You decide the mix. Hate one big job? Do a pile of small ones instead. Your call.
Tap the quests you'd pull this week. Watch your credits climb and the store light up. This is basically what Sunday planning looks like.
Suggested weekly capacity: 4×S · 2×M · 1×L. You can go over — but you have to actually do them all. 😅
Credits don't buy junk you already have. They buy freedom, time, and experiences. This is the starting stock — you'll get to invent your own loot at the first planning session.
| Loot / Buff | Item Effect | Cooldown | Credit Cost |
|---|---|---|---|
⏱️ Server Extension +30 min of weeknight screen time. Overrides standard protocols. | Instant buff | 2× / week | 2 |
🍟 Supply Run Drop-In After-school detour to the corner store — potato cakes or ice cream. | Field ration | 1× / week | 4 |
🍬 Sugar Rush Cache A private drop of lollies, supplied by the Vendor (Dad). | Consumable | 1× / sprint | 5 |
🍕 Party Raid: Takeaway Custom family takeaway order. Whole party pools credits to unlock. | Co-op event | 1× / sprint | 6 each |
📽️ Personal Cinema Rig The portable projector deployed to your room for 24 hours. | Rare drop | 1× / fortnight | 10 |
🎵 Aux Cord Hijack Total control of the car playlist for the next 3 trips. | Buff | 1× / week | 3 |
🛡️ The Sledgehammer Pass 7 days of Bedroom Immunity — zero parent comments on your room. | Legendary | 1× / month | 20 |
Prices are “Game Balance Beta v1.0”. Too hard or too easy? We patch the numbers together at the retro.
This system has rules the grown-ups have to follow too. These ones are on your side.
Once the week is planned on Sunday, no new chores can be dropped on you until next week. What you see is what you owe. Period.
One per week. Brutal day, big exam, late practice? Play it to defer or swap a quest — no argument, no guilt.
Every big quest has an agreed checklist on the back. Tick the list and you're officially done. Nobody can add “oh and also…”.
If something urgent HAS to be added mid-week, an old card gets pushed off to balance it. Your total load never secretly grows.
Smash your week by Wednesday? The reward is a clear board and free days — not a pile of bonus chores. Efficiency pays.
Every week ends with a chill catch-up over pancakes/milkshakes. You get to change the rules that annoyed you. You're a co-designer, not a worker.
You found the dev console. Type help and hit enter. There are secrets in here. (Also try the Konami code anywhere: ↑↑↓↓←→←→ B A)